片名：《超级奶爸》
全体注意！ Atten-hut!
这就是我们要找的人\n霍华得 普朗姆博士 Here's our man.\nProfessor Howard Plummer.
他被埃尔维亚叛乱分子绑架了 He's been kidnapped\nby a group of Serbian rebels.
我知道我们有72小时\n但我希望行动能尽善尽美 I know we've been up for 72\nhours, but I expect perfection.
没别的了 Nothing else.
敌人有一条船\n四辆水上摩托，和一架直升机 The enemy has a boat,\nfour jet skis, and a chopper.
我会带你们直到雷达可及的范围 I'll take you guys in\nuntil we hit radar range.
然后你们从哪儿潜水 Then you'll dive from there.
一旦我们正中目标 Once we hit our target,
红色一号，红色二号，你们解决护卫 Red One, Red Two,\nyou take out our escorts.
我来对付直升机，然后找到教授 I'll handle the chopper,\nand I'll find the professor.
红色三号，你用无线电联络我们的直升机 Red Three, you radio in\nfor our copter.
- 你们听明白了吗？\n- 是的，长官！ - Do you copy?\n- Sir, yes sir!
- 听明白了没有？\n- 是的，长官 - Do you copy?\n- [SEALS] Sir, yes sir!
我们是海豹特遣队，这是我们的职责 We are SEALS.\nAnd this is what we do.
啊！ - Ah!\n- [grunting]
红色二号，应付那辆船 [over radio] Red Two, handle the boat.
我来对付水上摩托上的蠢货 I'll take care of the bozos\non the jet ski.
啊！ Ah!
噢！ Oh!
找到了 Gotcha.
海军上尉雪恩 沃尔夫，美国海军 Lieutenant Shane Wolfe,\nU.S. Navy.
公文包在哪儿？ - Where is the briefcase?\n- [grunting]
就在你身后\n兄弟，见到你真高兴 It's right behind you.\nMan, am I glad to see you.
- 我以为我再也见不到我家人了……\n- 我来把你弄出去 - I never thought I'd see my family...\n- I'll get you out.
我们用我的方法来做，没什么捷径可言 We're gonna do it my way.\nNo highway option.
好，我是绝对跟着你了 Yeah, I'm with you. Absolutely.
上尉，救了我的命真是太谢谢你了 Lieutenant, thank you so much\nfor saving my life.
要是我在那儿死了，我老婆会杀了我的 If I had died back there,\nmy wife, she would?ˉve killed me.
开个玩笑而已 Just a joke.
如果我给我老婆报个平安，你介意吗？ Do you mind if I call my wife\nto tell her I'm okay?
我在执行严格的命令\n要把你从这儿安全地带出去 I have strict orders\nto get you out of here safely.
我们得继续前进 We gotta keep moving.
上尉，我安全了\n求你了，她以为我死了 Lieutenant, I am safe.\nPlease. She thinks I'm dead.
- 好吧，快一点\n- 知道了 - All right, make it quick.\n- Okay.
佐伊 赛斯 露露 彼得 泰勒 - Zoe, Seth, Lulu, Peter, Tyler.\n- [beeping]
是声音激活 It's voice activated.
嘿 [chuckles] Hey.
这是我的孩子们 These are my kids.
你会喜欢他们的\n他们真的很棒 You'd like 'em.\nThey're really great.
我很怀疑，快点 I doubt it. Hurry up.
嘿！我们差不多准备好了 Hey! We're almost ready.
再给我们几秒钟 Give us another sec.
- Professor!\n- [gunshots]
医生说你恢复得很好，雪恩 The doctor says you've\nhealed up real good, Shane.
我几周前就应该出来了 I should?ˉve been\nout of here weeks ago.
瞧，我知道上头要被弄得团团转了 Look, I know heads\nare gonna roll for this.
嘿，你中弹了 Hey, you took a bullet.
是啊，但是我要你知道，我得为 Yeah, but I want you to know\nI take full responsibility
发生在教授身上的事情负全责 for what happened\nto the professor.
普朗姆是国防部有史以来 Plummer was the best\nsecurity expert
最好的安全专家 the Department of Defense\never had.
他致力于一项用于干扰发射密码的程序\n他称之为“幽灵” He was working on a program to scramble\nLaunch codes that he called ''GHOST'':
是可操作的高海拔干扰发射器 Guided High-altitude\nScrambling Transmitter.
从幽灵人造卫星上发射一记脉冲 One pulse from a GHOST satellite
一个国家就不能发射它的核武器 and a country can't Launch\nits own nukes.
这就是为什么塞尔维亚人绑架了他 That's why the Serbians\nkidnapped him.
他们一定以为幽灵就在那公文包里 They must have thought that\nGHOST was in that briefcase.
幽灵还在那儿 GHOST is still out there.
这就是为什么我把你送回来 Which is why I'm sending you\nback in.
我知道你从没有失去过谁，雪恩 I know you've never Lost anybody\nbefore, Shane.
我在你父亲身边，当时他领导一个排…… I was with your father\nwhen he led a platoon...
带着应有的尊重 With all due respect,
如果不把我父亲扯进来的话，我会很感激 I'd appreciate it if we kept\nmy father out of this.
我要说的就是\n这种事发生在最优秀的人身上 All I'm saying is that it\nhappens to the best of them.
而你就是最优秀的 And you're the best.
我需要一个能在这事上让我相信的人 I need someone I can trust on this
- 而我知道我能相信你\n- 好吧 - and I know I can trust you.\n- Okay.
我去组一个队 I'll put a team together.
不，不是那种类型的任务 No. It's not\nthat kind of mission.
这拥有五角大楼最高优先权 This is at the top of the Pentagon's\npriority List.
两天前，我从海军上将Blair那儿接到电话 [man] Two days ago,\nI got a call from Admiral Blair.
似乎是那教授的遗孀和他联系过 It seems that the professor's widow\ncontacted him.
无论是谁杀了她的丈夫 Whoever killed her husband
一定以为幽灵还在那屋子里 must think that GHOST\nis still in that house.
如今，也许是，也许不是 Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
在苏黎世，发现了一个以Plummer为名义的保险箱 A safety deposit box has been discovered\nin Zurich in the Plummer?ˉs' name.
我被任命护送Plummer夫人去取回里面的东西 I've been assigned to escort Mrs.\nPlummer there to retrieve the contents.
我们希望那就是幽灵的程序 We're hoping it's the GHOST program.
同时，需要有人去看护那些孩子 In the meantime, someone\nneeds to watch over those kids.
那就是你要去的地方 That's where you come in.
While there, you'll be looking\nfor the hidden program as well.
你一定是Wolfe上尉了！\nBlair上将说你会来 You must be Lieutenant Wolfe!\nAdmiral Blair said you'd be coming.
近来吧，来见见其他人 Come on in.\nMeet the rest of the gang.
来啊 Come on.
孩子们！快下来打个招呼！ Kids! Get your butts\ndown here and say hello!
好了，你已经见过Lulu了\n这是邹易，西斯和Peter Okay, you've already met Lulu.\nThis is Zoe, Seth and Peter.
孩子们，这是WoIfe上尉 Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe.
在我离开的期间他会和你们住一起 He's gonna stay with you\nwhile I'm away.
- 嗨\n- 嗨 - [kids] Hi.\n- Hi.
噢！这是HeIga和Tyler - Oh! This is Helga and Tyler.\n- [baby cooing]
夫人，宝宝 Ma'am. Baby.
- 那条裙子真漂亮\n- 谢谢 - That's a pretty dress.\n- [Romanian accent] Thank you.
我今晚和屠夫有个约会 I have date\nwith butcher tonight.
我想弄得好看一点 I want to Look nice.
啊！ [gasping] Ah!
你有一个令人愉快的家庭 You have a pleasant family.
噢，对较小的孩子而言 Well, for the younger ones,
我想这一点还不被了解 I think it hasn't really\nsunk in yet.
对邹易和西斯而言这最难了 It's been hardest\non Zoe and Seth.
但他们真的不想谈这个 But they don't really\nLike to talk about it.
噢，一定对你们所有人都很难 Well, it must be hard\non all of you.
霍华得经常不在 [Mrs. Plummer]\nHoward wasn't around much.
他的工作让他世界各地到处跑 His work took him\nall over the world.
他每次都去6、7个月 He'd be gone six,\nseven months at a time.
对，我能理解那种生活方式 Yeah, I can understand\nthat Lifestyle.
无论如何，大约一个星期以前 Anyway, about a week ago,
有人闯进了屋子，当时没人在 someone broke into the house.\nNo one was home.
我没有告诉孩子们，因为不想吓着他们 I didn't tell the kids 'cause\nI didn't wanna scare them.
普朗姆夫人，我曾处理过…… Mrs. Plummer, I've dealt with...
哇！噢，我的上帝 - Ow! Oh, my God!\n- [quacking]
对不起，那是Gary，他是霍华得的 I'm sorry. That's Gary.\nHe was Howard's.
Gary，下来！ Gary, down!
他咬了我 He bit me.
是的，那个，他以为他是条看门狗 Yeah, well,\nhe thinks he's a guard dog.
- 普朗姆夫人？\n- 噢，请叫我Julie - Mrs. Plummer?\n- Oh, call me Jules. Please.
我出去在周围看看 I'm gonna go outside\nand have a Look around.
出去，出去 Out, out.
我会想念你们的…… I'm gonna miss you.\nMmm...
我也会想念你的 I'm gonna miss you too.
我会在48小时后回来，好吗？ I'll be back in 48 hours, okay?
再见，小南瓜，我爱你，小南瓜 Bye, pumpkin.\nI Love you, pumpkin.
噢，孩子们？记着 Oh, and kids? Remember,
无论Wolfe上尉叫你们做什么，你们就做什么 whatever Lieutenant Wolfe\nasks you to do, do it.
妈妈，放松点，我们会很好的 Mom, chill.\nWe're gonna be fine.
我很抱歉，我不是经常这样的 I'm sorry.\nI don't do this very often.
你要离开几天 You're going away for a few days.
是啊，我明白 Yeah, I know.
我来 I got it.
好了，去吧，Helga Okay. Here you go, Helga.
- 我来抱孩子\n- 再见，再见 - I take baby.\n- Bye. Bye.
没问题的 - It's okay.\n- [baby cries]
你记得紧急电话号码吧？ You remember\nthe emergency numbers, right?
不用担心，Plummer夫人\n你的孩子和我在一起很安全 Don't worry, Mrs. Plummer,\nyour kids'll be safe with me.
你的小天使会很好的，Plummer夫人 Your Little angels will be fine,\nMrs. Plummer.
走吧 - Go.\n- [engine turns]
- 再见\n- 再见 - [Helga] Bye-bye.\n- Bye.
玩得愉快 [Helga] Have some fun.
再见 [chuckles] Bye-bye.
告诉我，你有杀人许可证吗？ Tell me,\nare you Licensed to kill?
没有，夫人 No, ma'am.
太糟了，本来可以派得上用的 Too bad.\nIt could have come in handy.
啊！ - [gunshots]\n- [Lulu] Ah!
准备被歼灭吧 [man] Prepare to be annihilated.
求你了！ [Lulu] Please!
- 噢，我的上帝！\n- 闭嘴！ [Zoe] Oh, my God! Shut up!
[man] Prepare to be annihilated.
嘿！ Hey!
- 宝宝在哪里？\n- 告诉我吧，来啊 - Where's the baby?\n- [Zoe] Tell me. Come on.
不！ [Zoe Laughing] No!
闭嘴！不，她没有！ Shut up! No, she didn't.
闭嘴，闭上你的嘴！ - Shut up! Shut your mouth!\n- [quacking]
噢，我的上帝！告诉我吧 [Zoe] Oh, my God. Tell me!
这里有没有人明白 Is there anyone here\nthat understands
“纪律”这个词的意思？ the meaning of the word\n''discipline''?
嘿，奇怪的家伙，你不喜欢这样？\n做点什么吧，我在弄奶瓶 Hey, Flipper. You don't Like it?\nDo something. I make bottle.
谢谢，彼得 Thank you, Peter.
太好了！ - Yes!\n- [beeping stops]
- 哇！\n- 逮到你了！ - Ow!\n- Gotcha!
啊！ - Ah!\n- [grunting]
你有毛病啊？\n从我身上起来！ What's your problem?\nGet off me!
噢，我的上帝！ [Zoe] Oh, my God!
你在干什么，你这笨蛋？\n那是我的男朋友！ What are you doing, you spaz?\nThat's my boyfriend!
那么你就是闯进来的那个人 So you're the one breaking in!
- 回屋里去\n- 不！ - Go back inside!\n- No!
[韩语：他们就好像是一群野狗总是吵吵嚷嚷的\n做点什么吧，叫警察，丢块骨头给他们，随便什么] [woman speaking Korean]
[韩语：我很抱歉，有一个人闯进来\n只是小小的误会] [speaking Korean]
我们讲英语的，兄弟. We speak English, buddy.
瞧，关于那警报和闪光灯 Look, about the sirens\nand the strobe Lights.
我们有一家面包店，所以要早起\n你介意吗（处理下这些）？ We own a bakery, so we're up\nkind of early. Would you mind?
Sorry.
噢，我们在我们的水池过滤器里发现了这个 Oh, and we found this\nin our pool filter.
你这蠢货，再像这样对我的话\n我就把你头打爆 You, fool, handle me Like that again\nand I'll Lay knuckles upside your head!
好了！够了！\n来吧，Scott，我们走吧 Okay! Enough is enough!\nCome on, Scott, Let?ˉs go!
- 来啊\n- 不，你不能去 - Come on.\n- No, you don't.
回这儿来，给我个20 Get back here.\nGive me 20.
我是说俯卧撑！ I meant push-ups!
- 邹易？\n- 俯下去！做20个！ - Zoe?\n- Drop down! Do 20!
- 这里不是陆军或海军！\n- 一…… - This is not the Army or Navy!\n- [Wolfe] One...
干得真漂亮，优雅上尉 Real nice move, Lt. Smooth.
他以后可能再也不和我说话了 He'll probably never speak to me!
- 那是我帮你了一把\n- 哇！ - Then I did you a favor.\n- Whoa!
私人空间入侵耶 Personal bubble invasion.
你妈妈担心你得要命！ Your mother was worried sick\nabout you!
你应该在这儿打个电话告诉她事实 You should call here and tell her.
我相信你会帮我处理好的 I'm sure you'll take care of that\nfor me.
Stay out of my Life!
等等！你不能这样做！ Wait! You can't do this!
我有计划！这是星期六晚上！哇！ I have plans!\nIt's Saturday night! Ow!
不再是了 Not anymore.
- 你也是，关灯睡觉\n- 去死 - You too. Lights out.\n- [scoffs] Bite me.
伙计，这个家需要觉悟了 Boy, this family?ˉs in\nfor a rude awakening.
* 到了地方你才动 * * Don't make a move\ntill you're in the groove
* 跳Peter的熊猫舞 * * And do the Peter Panda dance
* 只要像袋鼠一样单脚跳三下 * * Just hop three times\nlike a kangaroo
* 像螃蟹那样横走两步 * * Side-step twice\njust like those crabs do
* 向前三步，向后一步 * * Three steps forward\nOne step back
* 像乌龟一样快地躺下来 * * Then quick like a turtle\nLie on your back
* Roll like a log\ntill you can't no more...
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
太阳都晒到屁股上了！起来！ You're burning daylight! Move!
今天是星期天 It's Sunday.
而且现在是早上6点！你疯了！ And it's 6am!\nYou're insane!
听着！ - Listen up!\n- [Helga chattering]
你们的行为让人无法接受 Your behavior is unacceptable.
为了保证一个国家的安全 In order to maintain\na state of safety,
我们要保证一个国家的秩序 we need to maintain\na state of order.
再吃那么一口？ [Helga] One more Little bite?
当我们长大了我们会成为健壮的矿工 We going to be strong mine\nworker when we grow up.
对不起？ Excuse me.
对不起！ Excuse me!
现在，我只有一个规矩 Now, I've only got one rule.
所有的事情用我的方式来做\n没什么捷径可言 Everything is done my way.\nNo highway option.
- 你们明白（复制）了吗？\n- 你们明白（复制）了吗？ - Do you copy?\n- Do you copy?
什么？我说“你们明白（复制）了吗？” What? I said, ''Do you copy?''
- 不要学（复制）我的样\n- 不要学（复制）我的样 - Do not copy me.\n- Do not copy me.
嘿，我可是顶真的，别说了！ Hey, I mean it.\nCut it out!
Peter放屁了 - Peter farted.\n- [kids groaning]
- 噢，真不雅\n- 安静！ - [Zoe] Oh, that is so gross.\n- [Wolfe] Quiet!
所有人站起来，你也是 Everybody up.\nThat means you too.
这是跟踪器，决不要摘了它 Tracking devices,\nnever take them off.
应急按钮只用于紧急状况 The panic button\nis for emergencies only.
碰了那个，你最好是快要死了 Touch that,\nyou'd better be dying.
或者你已经死了 - [beeps]\n- Or you're dead.
我宁愿咬断我的手臂也不要戴那玩意儿 I would rather chew off my arm\nthan wear that.
就因为我妈妈神经兮兮的\n不代表我们要听你的命令 Just because my mom is paranoid doesn't\nmean we have to take orders from you.
让我来告诉你们指挥系统是怎么运行的 Let me explain how\nthe chain of command works.
我告诉你们怎么做，你们就怎么做！ I tell you what to do\nand you do it!
就是这样 End of chain.
我没时间去记你们所有人的名字 I'm not gonna have time\nto remember all of your names.
你是红色头头，红色宝宝，红色一号\n红色…… You'll be Red Leader.\nRed Baby. Red One. Red.
年纪大点的男的呢？应该5个 Where's the older male?\nThere were five.
他走起路来好像德库拉 He walks Like Dracula
脚步如死人般悄无声息 with footsteps\nsilent Like death.
他在他房间里 [Zoe] He's in his room.
红色二号 Red Two!
红色二号，开门！ Red Two, open up!
红色二号！ Red Two!
你都干了什么？ What have you done?
什么？我以为…… What? I thought...
这就是你被训练要去干的事？ Is this what you're\ntrained to do?
对我的房门来一个“震慑行动”？\n（注：美军对伊拉克采取的战略） A ''shock and awe'' on my door?
我用个锤子和一些钉子就能修好 I can fix that\nwith a hammer and some nails.
- 要修好很容易\n- 不，不是啊！你看看！ - It's real easy to fix.\n- No, it's not! Look!
它破成两半了！你修不好它的！ It's broken in half!\nYou can't fix that!
要是你戴着这个，就不会发生这样的事了 If you'd been wearing this,\nthis wouldn?ˉt have happened.
你在说什么啊？我在厕所里 What are you talking about?\nI was in the bathroom!
你知道我从不会向你寻求帮助 You know I would never\nask you for your help...
……但是他必须离开 ...but he has got to go.
谁来救救我，求你了！ [Lulu] Somebody help me, please!
有谁来救救我！ - Help me, somebody!\n- [moaning]
- 停，Peter，这很神经耶\n- Peter，别闹了 - Stop it, Peter! This is nuts!\n- Peter, cut this out.
嘿，优秀的战士应该无所畏惧 Hey, good soldiers\naren't scared of anything.
我不是害怕，我是被烦死了 I'm not scared. I'm annoyed.
自从他从爸爸那儿听说屋子里有个幽灵 Ever since he heard Daddy say\nthere was a ghost in the house,
他就披上被单到处追着我跑\n我要被逼疯了 he puts on that blankets and chases me\neverywhere. It drives me crazy.
Peter，你有见过这幽灵吗？ Peter, have you seen this ghost?
好了，他来了 All right, here he comes.
嘿！你把毛巾留在浴室地板上了 Hey! You Leave towel\non floor in bathroom.
我照顾孩子们，可不是你 I pick up after kids,\nnot you.
下一次点根火柴 And Light a match next time.
噢！ [gasping] Oh!
苏黎世，瑞士 [honking]
好消息 [French accent]\nGood news.
你的背景调查已经核实了 Your background checks\nhave cleared,
我们可以把箱子给你 and we are free\nto give you the box.
- 噢\n- 太好了 - Oh.\n- Excellent.
只要你给出口令 Just as soon as you\nprovide us with the passwords.
口令？ Passwords?
这是你丈夫的请求 It was your husband's wish
来拿箱子的人 that the person who collects the box
必须向我们提供口令 must provide us\nwith the passwords.
真是有够好的 Great.
- 是不是“幽灵”？\n- 幽灵 - Is it ''The GHOST?''\n- Ghost.
唔……不是 Mmm... No.
这些臭小孩！\n[罗马尼亚语：你这无用的男人！] These brats! Sugi pula!
我受够了！ I had it!
- 保持冷静\n- 我很冷静 - Remain calm.\n- I am calm.
我辞职！这就会让我冷静 I quit!\nThat makes me calm.
对这事儿别太草率 Let's not be hasty about this.
喂？喂？ [Mrs. Miller] Hello? Hello?
- 想都别想！\n- Wolfe上尉？ - Don't even think about it!\n- [Mrs. Miller] Lt. Wolfe?
我是Julie Plummer It's Julie Plummer.
- 谁？ - Who's this?\n- Julie Plummer.\n- Julie Plummer
- 是谁啊？\n- Julie Plummer！ - What's that?\n- Julie Plummer!
啊！ - [grunting]\n- Ah!
- 噢，普朗姆夫人\n- 是不是有东西掉下来了？ - Oh, Mrs. Plummer.\n- Did something fall?
- 那吵闹是什么？\n- 没什么，一切都很好 - What was that noise?\n- Nothing. Everything's okay!
你会很高兴的，我找到了在周围鬼鬼祟祟的犯人！ You'll be happy to know that I found\nthe culprit that's been sneaking around!
- 太好了，是谁？\n- 只是个十几岁的人 - Great. Who was it?\n- Just some teenager.
十几岁？我想告诉你我还要多留几天 Teenager? I wanted to tell you\nI'm gonna be a few more days.
你还要多留几天？ - You'll be a few more days?\n- [screaming]
- 是的，有问题吗？\n- 不，绝对没问题 - Yes, is that a problem?\n- No, that's no problem!
不，我很好，我只是……\n我只是在履行我的…… [straining] No, I'm fine.\nI'm just... I'm just doing my...
你的什么？ - [grunts]\n- Your what?
- 职责\n- 所有事肯定都没问题？ - Duty.\n- Sure everything's okay?
一切都很好，Plummer夫人 Things are great,\nMrs. Plummer.
只是有什么要做的就去做呗 Yeah, you just do\nwhatever you have to.
- 嗯，告诉孩子们我……\n- 再见，Plummer夫人！ - Well, tell the kids I said...\n- Bye, Mrs. Plummer!
[Wolfe] Just hang...\nLet's calm down.
只要……只要试着放松 Just... just try to relax.
啊！ - [growling]\n- [groaning] Ah!
啊！她咬了我 - Ah! She bit me!\n- [Helga grunting]
红色头头！ - [sirens blaring]\n- Red Leader!
我命令你回来！那是个直接命令！ I command you to come back here!\nThat's a direct order!
你不能把人（男人）抛下 You can't Leave a man behind!
红色头头！ Red Leader!
我甚至不知道要怎么换尿布！ I don't even know\nhow to change a diaper!
别担心 [woman] Don't worry!
If she Loves you,\nshe'll come back, huh?
好了，各位，听着，计划有变 Okay, everybody, Listen up.\nThere's been a change of plans.
你们的妈妈不会像她预期的那样回来 Your mother's not coming home\nas soon as she expected.
- 她什么时候回来？\n- 很快 - When is she coming back?\n- [Wolfe] Soon.
现在，我们不过是多来点乐子 For now,\nwe'll just have some more big fun.
那就是我们在做的？来乐子？ That's what we've been doing?\nHaving fun?
- 明天要上学\n- 我有摔跤练习 - Tomorrow's a school day.\n- [Seth] I have wrestling.
我要领驾照 I need a release for Driver's Ed.
我要去弄萤火虫 I've got Fireflies.
我必须去商场 I have to go to the mall.
我必须去阻止她乱花钱 I have to stop her\nfrom spending so much.
哇哦，好了，停，停 Whoa, okay, Halt. Halt!
我们一步一步来 We'll take this hill\none inch at a time.
Only then can we rise\nto the challenge.
好吧，谁来给红色宝宝换尿布？ [Wolfe] Okay,\nwho's gonna change Red Baby?
伙计们？ Guys?
啊！ Ah!
上帝啊！红色宝宝！ God! Red Baby!
好吧，我们要试试这个 - Alrighty. We'll try this.\n- [toilet flushing]
对了，哇哦 Yes. Whoa.
噢，把那个吸掉一点 Ooh. Soak that up a bit.
嗨， 邹易说你看起来像“绿巨人”\n（注：李安的电影） Hi. Zoe says you Look\nLike The Hulk.
我觉得你很可爱 I think you're cute.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 你懂功夫吗？\n- 懂 - Do you do kung fu?\n- Yes.
你有没有把谁打得头都掉下来？ Did you ever punch someone\nso hard that their head came off?
没 No.
为什么你的乳房那么大 Why are your boobs so big?
这不是乳房 They're not boobs.
你得穿胸罩吗？ Do you have to wear a bra?
以后我的乳房会和你一样大吗？ Will my boobs\nget as big as yours someday?
你知道吗，小姑娘 You know, Little girl,
我觉得应该是回去睡觉觉的时间啰 I think it's time you went\nnappy-poo in beddy-bye Land.
对你而言我看起来像5岁吗？ Do I Look Like I'm five to you?
我刚刚说了什么 What did I say?
Disrespectful. And to think\nI was interested in you!
好了，伙计们，早餐！ [Wolfe] Okay, troops! Breakfast!
你们还在等什么？拆开拿出来啊 What are you waiting for?\nDig in.
随意组合搭配 Feel free to mix and match.
离干酪远一点，它会让你身体变差 Stay away from the cheese.\nIt'll back you up.
别担心会吃完，我可以弄来更多这些 Don't worry about running out.\nI can get Lots more of these.
我曾靠这些过了好几个月 I've survived months\noff this stuff.
Okay, Like, I'm really gonna eat\nall of these carbs?
我会斗鸡眼，想看看吗？ I can cross my eyes.\nWanna see?
不 No.
TyIer讨厌我这么做 Tyler hates it when I do that.
我明白他的感受 I know how he feels.
What's he...? Red Four!
Plummer住所 - Plummer residence.\n- [man muffled over phone]
是，我知道今天是星期一 Yes, I know it's Monday today.
不，Plummer夫人不在 No, Mrs. Plummer?ˉs away.
是，我们马上就到 Yes, we'll be right there.
是谁？ Who was that?
你们的副校长 Your vice principal.
他说如果你和西斯再迟到的话 He said that if you and Seth\nare Late again,
你们两个都要停学 you're both suspended.
他要马上在办公室见你们 He wants to see you\nin his office right away.
那是什么？ What is it?
- 是辆小型货车\n- 啊 - It's a minivan.\n- Ugh.
这个是不是要……？ [Wolfe] Now,\nis this supposed to...?
- 我们怎么……？\n- 对不起，Wolfe先生 - How do we...?\n- Excuse me, Mr. Wolfe?
如果你不快点的话，我们就肯定要迟到了 If you don't hurry up,\nwe're gonna be Late for sure.
我的手表不是这么说的 Not on my watch.
- 拿着那个\n- 你的手表怎么走的？ - Hold that.\n- How fast is your watch?
You'll be suspended for sure.
- 哇哦！哇哦！哇哦！\n- 噢，我的上帝 - [Seth] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!\n- [Zoe] Oh, my God!
谁像这样开车的？你疯了！ Who drives Like this?\nYou're crazy!
你在做什么？停下！ [Seth] What are you doing?\nStop!
把他们送来了 - [bell ringing]\n- Got 'em here.
是我的错 My fault.
是啊，我一直说这些孩子需要一个假释军官 Yeah, I always said these kids\nneeded a parole officer.
我猜，唔，Plummer夫人也是这么想的，嗯？ I guess, uh, Mrs. Plummer\nthought so too, huh?
哇，你有一副，唔，强健的身躯，嗯？ Wow, you got a real, uh,\nupper torso going on, huh?
你，唔，健身过吗？ You ever, uh, do any time?
北美野人 - [low] Sasquatch.\n- [Zoe giggles]
- 你有什么话要说吗？孩子\n- 没 - You got something to say, boy?\n- No.
没有？很好 No? Good.
哇，看起来就好像你有一双腿 Wow, it Looks Like you\nhave a pair of Legs
要从你肩膀里蹦出来 coming out of your shoulders.
- 你经常去健身房，是不是？\n- 唔 - You hit the gym a lot, do you?\n- Eh.
- 长毛猛犸\n- 你知道吗，鬼鬼祟祟的家伙 - [low] Woolly Mammoth.\n- You know what, Creeper?
你只是给自己在垫子上多争得15分钟 You just bought yourself\nan extra 1 5 minutes on the mats.
和Murninator一起！ With the Murninator!
对不起，我是雪恩 沃尔夫上尉 Excuse me.\nLieutenant Shane Wolfe.
我为Plummer看孩子，就几天 I'm watching the kids\nfor the Plumbers. A few days.
噢，保姆，嗯？ Oh, babysitter, huh?
噢，那很好，任何你能找到的工作，对不对？ Well, good.\nWhatever job you can get, right?
我叫Murney，Duane Murney I'm Murney.\nDuane Murney.
朋友们叫我“小木偶” My friends call me\n''Little Puppet.''
我是这儿的副校长 I'm the VP here.
我管纪律，教导和逃课 I'm in charge of discipline,\nconduct and truancy
从头至尾，从K到12 from top to bottom,\nK through 1 2.
你现在在我的房子里，强壮仔 You're in my house now,\nstrong man.
- 你是副校长\n- 也是摔跤教练 - You're the vice principal.\n- And the wrestling coach.
看见那儿鬼鬼祟祟的人吗？ See the Creeper over there?
他在这个月翘了所有摔跤练习 He has played hooky from every\nwrestling practice this month.
还有她，她翘了22节驾照课 And her, she has missed\n22 Driver's Ed classes.
在一共23节课中！ Out of 23!
这些是我学校最差的学生 These are the worst students\nin my school.
- 我很惭愧……\n- 你的学校？ - I'm ashamed...\n- [woman] Your school?
早上好，孩子们 Good morning, kids.
Murney先生\n谢谢你帮我看管我的椅子 [clears throat] Mr. Murney,\nthanks for watching my chair.
- 我现在想要回来\n- 明白，当然 - I'll take it from here.\n- [Murney] Roger. Absolutely.
我只是在这儿告诉我们新来的朋友 I was just informing\nour new friend here
一些副校长的职责，校长 about some of the duties\nas vice principal.
提到这个，进行得怎么样了？ Speaking of which, how's it\ngoing with the investigation
那个关于在咖啡厅天花板上的香肠片的调查？ into the baloney slices\non the cafeteria celling?
- 有了些有趣的进展\n- 继续努力工作 - Taking some interesting turns.\n- Keep up the good work.
好吧，我会在屋顶上 Right. I'll be on the roof.
现在，再见 Bye, now.
好了，该是回去上课的时候了 All right, it's time\nto get back to class.
今天是Wolfe上尉的第一天，\n我会对你们宽松些，谢谢 I'll cut you some slack seeing as\nit's Lt. Wolfe?ˉs first day. Thank you.
好吧 Okay.
- 我给你倒些咖啡好吗？\n- 好 - Can I get you some coffee?\n- Yes, please.
那么，这Murninator是怎么回事儿？ So, what's with this Murninator?
他高大，他毛发多，他有时候发臭 He's big, he's hairy,\nhe's sometimes smelly,
但他是无害的，他有任期 but he's harmless\nand he has tenure.
所以，你是保镖？ [sighs] So, you're the bodyguard?
普朗姆认为孩子们…… Mrs. Plummer thought the kids...
她大致告诉了我所有事，还有孩子们 She briefed me on everything\nand she told me that the kids
还没完全了解处境 aren't fully aware of the situation
而这就是她所希望的 and that's the way she wants it.
她还告诉我说你是“军队”里的人 She also told me\nyou're a ''Teams'' guy.
- 是，我是\n- 嗯，第三等级海军公务员 - Yes, I am.\n- Well, Petty Officer Third Class
- CIaire FIetcher听后您的命令\n- 你在开玩笑吧 - Claire Fletcher at your service.\n- You're kidding.
在克罗拉多海军基地待了4年\n他们为大学教育付费 Four years at Naval Base\nCoronado. They paid for college.
- 荣誉，勇气\n- 承诺 - Honor, courage.\n- Commitment.
这就是我管理学校的方针 It's the way I run this school.
我喜欢 I Like that.
那么，请求在周围看看并盯住孩子们？ So, permission to stick around\nand keep eyes on the kids?
Permission granted.
[girls] We don't need no music\nWe don't need no band
All we need is Mustangs\nand jammin' in the stands
We said jammin' in the stands
J-A-M-M-I-N\nJammin' in the stands
What? J-A-M-M-I-N\nJammin' in the stands
- Go, Mustangs! Whoo!\n- [beeping]
柔道黑带，带着荣誉卸任 [Wolfe] ''Black belt.\nHonorable discharge.''
Clean as a whistle.
- 嘿，你这小流氓！\n- 你的保姆哪里去了？ - Yeah, you Little punk!\n- Where's your babysitter now?
嘿！ Hey!
- 够了\n- 好了，你们听到了 - Enough.\n- All right, you heard the Lady.
我们解散吧，伙计们\n来吧，嗯？ Let's break it up, guys.\nCome on. Hmm?
放松点，突眼仔\n男孩总和男孩一起，嗯？ Relax, Popeye.\nBoys will be boys, huh?
无论如何，这对鬼祟之人有好处 It's kinda good for the Creeper.\nGives him a chance to punk up.
- 学会怎样防卫\n- 六对一？ - Learn to defend himself.\n- Six against one?
那个，是没什么优势 Well, the odds are never pretty.
但是把它看作，给他做的准备吧 But Look at it as, Like,\na preparation for him.
贝赛斯达城赤裸裸的街道 The naked streets of Bethesda
可以是如此黑暗和危险 can be so dark and dangerous.
- 对不对，鬼鬼祟祟的？\n- 噢，哇 - Right, Creeper?\n- Ooh. Whoa.
你很快嘛，蛙仔 You're pretty quick there, frogman.
我这个人，正好是个黑带 I, myself,\nhappen to be a black belt.
那就是为什么他们要我当摔跤队教练 That's why they wanted me\nto coach the wrestling team.
哇-啊~ Ooh-ah! [snorts]
[日语：老师] Sensei. [neck cracks]
你知道那叫什么吗，年轻人？ You know what that's called, homeboy?
总体控制 Total control.
你还好吧？嗯？ You all right? Hmm?
也许有一天你会对摔跤班有兴趣 Maybe sometime you can pop by\nthe wrestling class
然后，唔，我们会向男孩子们展现一下\n专业的两人是怎么做的 and, uh, we'll show the boys\nhow a couple pros do it.
你觉得怎么样？我会对你些放水 What do you think?\nI'll go easy on you.
- 我有职责在身\n- 你有职责在身 - I'm on duty.\n- You're on duty.
噢，对噢，你是保姆 Oh, that's right,\nyou're a babysitter.
So it's kinda Like ''doo-doo'' duty.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
我们会在你不，唔，洗头的日子来做 We'll do it on a day when you're\nnot, uh, washing your hair. Hmm?
我等会儿在班上见你 And I'll see you in class.
放轻松 At ease.
那家伙头脑不正常 That guy don't have his head on right.
我很好！我不需要你的帮忙 I was fine!\nI don't need your help!
好了，好了 Okay, okay.
- 噢，嘿，今天很糟？\n- 我试过喂他了 - Aw. Hey, rough day?\n- I tried feeding him.
是吗？你试过给他换尿布没有？ Yeah? Did you try changing him?
- 你愿意帮我吗？\n- 不 - Would you help me?\n- No.
只是想想…… - Just the thought of...\n- [beeping]
- 紧急状况\n- 你在……？我……嘿 - Emergency.\n- What are you...? I... Hey!
嗨 Hi.
他怎么了？ [girl] What's up with him?
你去哪儿？ Where are you going?
嘿！你有毛病啊！ [man] Hey!\nWhat's wrong with you?
哈-哈 Ha-ha.
我应该走了，好吗？ I should go, okay?
如果你们需要什么，打电话给我， Call me, you guys,\nif you need anything.
我的号码在冰箱上 My number's on the fridge.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
噢……呜 - Oh... Wow.\n- [files buzzing]
我能做些什么吗？ Is there anything I can do?
- 我很好\n- 好吧 - I'm okay.\n- Okay.
- 你能为你做些什么？\n- 我很好 - Can I get you anything?\n- I'm fine.
我的意思是说，你知道，他们只是孩子 I mean, they're just kids,\nyou know.
如果你需要什么，打电话给我好吗？ Call me if you need anything.\nOkay?
在你洗澡以后，或者，之前\n无所谓 After you shower.\nOr, before. It doesn't matter.
以后再见 I'll see you guys.
很有趣，谢谢你的信 Very funny.\nThank you for the Letter.
伙伴们，安静点，我告诉过你们他有乳房 [Lulu] Guys, be quiet.\nI told you he had boobs.
Lulu，我能在家庭活动室见你吗？ Lulu, can I see you\nin the family room?
那些人是谁？ Who are those people?
我的军队\n星期一、三，星期天是军队之夜 My troop. Monday, Wednesday\nand Saturday are troop nights.
- 摆脱他们\n- 我不能 - Get rid of 'em.\n- I can't.
爸爸妈妈在军队之夜出去，他们要8点回来 Parents go out on troop nights.\nThey'll be back at 8:00.
妈妈是我们的童子军女训导！ Mom's our den mother!
你最好告诉你的小朋友们她们得…… You better tell your Little\nfriends that they have to...
- 今晚我们打算卖饼干\n- 我不做饼干 - Today we're supposed to sell cookies.\n- I don't do cookies.
我们一定要去，如果我们不卖够饼干 We have to. If we don't\nsell enough cookies,
我们就不能去少年狂欢会了 we can't go\nto the Jamboree.
她们在向我招手 They're waving at me.
好了，女士们！等会儿要这样做！ All right, Ladies!\nHere's how it's gonna be!
今晚我是你们的童子军女训导 Tonight I'm your den mother.
那就是说，如果你想活到明天 That means if you want\nto Live to see tomorrow,
你们要完全照我的话做！ you do exactly as I say!
我们互相明白了吗？ Do we understand each other?
女训导，你吓着我了 Den mother,\nyou frighten me.
很好 Good.
现在，让我们开始行动！ Now, Let?ˉs move out!
- 我坐前面\n- 中间！ - I call the front!\n- Middle back!
好，我坐后面 Fine, I'll get the back.
是啊，他是有点呆，但他还好 [Zoe] Yeah, he's kind\nof a dork, but he's okay.
- Helga还好吗？\n- Helga很好 - [Julie on phone] How's Helga?\n- Helga?ˉs fine.
- 你什么时候回家？\n- 我很抱歉弄了那么久…… - When are you getting home?\n- I'm sorry...
瞧，妈妈，我是很想呆着整日聊天，但是我有功课要做 Look, Mom, I'd Love to stay and chat\nall day, but I have homework to do.
噢，不！他们回来了！ Oh, no!\nThey're back!
嘿，小骗子\n什么东西在你挤压的时候会在黑暗中发光？ Hey, Skeever, what glows\nin the dark till you squish 'em?
Fireflies!
拜托，离我们远点 Please. Leave us alone.
这里是16分队的地盘 This is troop 1 6 territory.
这里到处散发着饼干的臭气 How are we supposed\nto sell raffle tickets
我们还怎么卖出很多票子？ if this place reeks\nof your skanky cookies?
Hey! Hey!
- Boo!\n- [girls screaming]
[boys Laughing]
滚开! [boys] Get outta here!
这饼干真难吃\n我知道 - These cookies taste disgusting.\n- I know.
- We really scared these guys.\n- Where are my troops?
LuIu, 发生什么事情了？ Lulu, what happened?
那些人踩坏了我们的饼干 Those boys over there\nbroke our cookies.
踩坏了你们的饼干 Broke your cookies.
嗯~~~\nLuIu,这东西不是玩具 - Mm-hm.\n- Lulu, this is not a toy.
不管他们了. 我来是保护你的，不是那些饼干 Forget those boys. I am here\nto protect you, not cookies.
明白？ Understand?
很好，都上车吧\n我们回家了 Good, now get in the car.\nWe're all going home.
等等，你还不能带我们回家\n你应该带我们去吃饭 Wait. You can't take us home yet.\nYou're supposed to take us to eat.
你们平时去哪里? Where do you usually go?
Welcome to Woody Woodchuck's!
来吧! [woman] Let go!
他们还说战争是地狱 And they say war is hell.
* 我们出去的时候，人们总是在呐喊 * Whenever we go out\nThe people always shout
* 这就是雪恩 杰卡布 * There goes Shane Jacob\nJingleheimer Schmidt\nJingleheimer Schmidt
* 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 * Dah dah dah dah dah
* 雪恩 杰卡布 * Shane Jacob\nJingleheimer Schmidt\nJingleheimer Schmidt
* His name is my name too *
啊! 我就知道你会回来的 Ah! I figured you'd\ncome back for him.
LuIu, 看好你弟弟\n不可松懈！ Lulu, watch your brother.\nInexcusable!
我从来没有丢弃过任何人\n哦，放松~ - I've never Left a man behind.\n- Oh, relax.
有一次我们早上开门的时候在球池里找到一个孩子 Once we found a kid in the ball pool\nwhen we opened in the morning.
哇! 哇! Whoa! Whoa!
Not cool! Uh, there is no\nfreestyling in the ball pool!
我们要不要找人来帮他？ Should we send\nsomeone in after him?
我没问题 We're good.
天哪! [Lulu] Holy baloney.
哦! 有人要倒霉了 Ooh! Someone's gonna get busted!
这些都是什么人？\n怎么了？ - Who are these people?\n- What's wrong with this?
我们得谈谈\n不要恨玩游戏的人，要恨就恨这游戏 - We need to talk.\n- Don't hate the player, hate the game.
关掉 Beat it.
聚会结束了! Party's over!
老天啊! 他来了 Oh, my God, it's here.
你们全都要把这里清理的一尘不染 You're all gonna clean\nthis house spotless.
不许偷懒\n给我干活去! No highway option.\nNow, get cleaning.
我得走了！\n等等！Scott！ - I'm outta here!\n- [Zoe] Wait! Scott!
[Scott] Move! Later!
哦，这可不行 Oh, no, you don't.
这是我最喜欢的衬衣 This is my favorite shirt.
谢谢你 Thank you.
Come on, Seth! You've\nbeen in there for an hour!
非常感谢你, 失败少尉!\n我现在成为学校的笑柄了 Thanks a lot, Lt. Loser! Now\nI'm gonna be the school joke.
我不知道要怎么跟我的朋友们解释了 I don't know what\nI'll say to my friends.
你管那些人叫朋友？ You call those people\nyour friends?
他们一点也不尊重你\n他们一点也不尊重你的家 They have no respect for you.\nThey have no respect for your home.
你一点也不尊重你自己! You have no respect\nfor yourself!
我很尊重我自己 I do, too, respect myself!
全都到楼下集合\n你也一样 Company downstairs.\nThat means you too.
你不是我爸爸 You're not my dad.
也许你还没注意到这点 In case you\nhaven't noticed,
这个家庭正在经历一段非常艰难的时期 this family is going through\na really hard time
而你却让所有事情变得更糟 and you're just making\neverything a lot worse.
你没有感情 You have no feelings.
我们讨厌你\n你也讨厌我们 We hate you\nand you hate us.
你干吗不干脆走开 So why don't you\njust Leave us alone?
Don't worry. When your\nmom comes back, I'm gone.
又怎么了 - Now what?\n- Scott.\nScott.
跑！ 带着孩子回到你们的房间 Run! Take the babies!\nGo to your rooms!
雪恩! 过来这边!\n拿着这个! Shane! Come over here!\nTake one of these!
Lulu!\nLuIu!
进去 快点!\n嘿! 嘿! 等一下! - Get inside. Come on.\n- Hey! Hey! Wait!
别动 Don't move.
孩子们 安全了 Kids, it's safe!
他们是谁? 他们想干嘛?\n到底怎么回事? - Who was that? What'd they want?\n- What happened?
不要离开我们!\n他们想要什么? - Don't Leave us!\n- [Seth] What do they want?
他们想要你们父亲发明的程序 They were after the program\nthat your father invented.
他们要找这个 They were after this.
好了 好了 希望就是这个了 All right, all right, come on,\nguys. Let's hope this is it.
- 9-2-6, 3-1-0-4-3.\n- 9-2-6...\n- 9-2-6, 3-1-0-4-3.\n- 9-2-6...
3-1-0-4-3. 3-1-0-4-3.
他们就想要这个？ They want our\nGhost movie?
难道他们没听说过BIockbuster么？ Haven't they heard\nof Blockbuster?
告诉她 Rita Miller. - Tell her Rita Miller.\n- Rita Miller.\nRita Miller.
原来真的有人想要害我们 So there really are people\nout there to get us?
是的邹易\n这就是为什么我会在这里 Yes, there are, Zoe.\nThat's why I'm here.
现在我们需要彼此更好的配合 I think we're gonna need\na Little more cooperation.
从现在开始\n你们要听我的 From now on,\nyou Listen to me...
我也会听你们的 ...and I'll Listen to you too.
成交？ Deal?
放松 放松\n我很放松 - Relax. Relax.\n- I'm relaxed.
如果你放松的话\n我很放松! 我很放松! - If you just relax...\n- I'm relaxed! I'm relaxed!
你必须放松!\n求你了... You've got to relax!\nPlease, it's on the...
哪个~ 我开始觉得不舒服了 Okay. I'm not\nfeeling well, here.
天呐! 有只蜜蜂!\n没有蜜蜂! - Oh, my God! There's a bee!\n- There's no bee!
- There's a bee!\n- There's no bee! Stop! Please!
她弄坏了车\n保险公司会赔偿的 Okay, so she wrecked the car.\nThe insurance will pay for it.
他们双重停车\n教练被迫跳车 They were parallel parking.\nThe instructor jumped.
但这次不是关于她的\n这次是这个男孩 But it's not about her.\nIt's about the boy.
他又旷课了？ Has he been\nskipping class again?
旷课？同从来都不上第六节课 但是... Skipping class? He always\nskips sixth period, but...
好了 Seth! All right. Seth!
好的 把帽子摘掉 Okay, take off the hat.
快点 Go ahead.
看看吧\n他就这么来参加训练了 Look at that.\nThat's how he showed up for practice.
我去查了查他的储物箱，却找到了这个 I was doing a Little recon in\nhis Locker and I found this.
Okay? Okay?
要是什么色情杂志还是么的 那还好 [Murney] If it was a girlle\nmagazine or a hamster, fine.
男孩子吗\n但这是真正的恶心 Boys will be boys.\nBut this is sick.
好吧 他把头发染了\n这并不能说明他就是个纳粹 All right. He dyed his hair.\nHe's not a Nazi.
This is not normal.\nWe're very concerned.
你们都回去上课吧 Why don't you get back to class?
Mr. Murney, 能给我一分钟么？ Mr. Murney, would you\ngive me a minute?
看，我很清楚这跟他们的父亲有关 Look, I'm sure this\nis about their father.
我们试过让Seth和去见心理医生，但他们不肯 We've tried to get Seth and Zoe to talk\nto the psychologist, but they won't.
也许你帮到他们？\n看看到底发生了什么？ Maybe you can get through to them?\nSee what's going on?
我会和他们谈的，看我能做些什么 I'll talk to them\nand see what I can do.
谢谢 Thanks.
Seth 除非你解释给我听，否则我是不会理解的 [Wolfe] Seth, I don't understand\nunless you explain it to me.
如果你不喜欢的话 你干吗还要参加摔跤队？ Why would you join wrestling\nif you hate it?
因为我爸爸希望我这么做! Because my father\nwanted me to!
我知道你想帮我，可我不需要 Look, I know you're\njust trying to help, but don't!
我可以照顾我自己 I can take care of myself.
冰箱上的磁铁 Refrigerator magnet.
机灵的小鬼 Smart kid.
红一! Red One!
这里由你接管了 有人接近这附近40米的话 给我发信号 You're in charge. Anyone gets within\n40 clicks of the perimeter, signal me.
把所有的门都关上 去做你的功课\n预先把烤箱加热 Keep all doors sealed, do\nyour homework, preheat the oven
还有不要让LuIu接近饼干罐 and don't let Lulu\nin the cookie jar.
都准备好了？\n是的 - [boy #1] Everything's ready?\n- [boy #2] Yeah.
来吧 [boy #3] Come on.
好了，我的纳粹党终于来了 All right. All my Nazis\nare finally here.
全都注意听了! I want all of you\nat attention!
Okay, Let?ˉs start\nwhere we Left off yesterday.
*你16岁 就要到17岁 * You are 16, going on 1 7
* 宝贝是时候考虑 * Baby, it's time to think
* 最好要小心谨慎加慎重 * Better beware\nBe canny and careful
* 宝贝 你正在边缘 * Baby, you're on the brink
* 你16岁 就要到17岁 * You are 16, going on 1 7
* 伙伴们就要远飞 * Fellows will fall in line
我们还有一个星期就开演了\n可布景却还没有完成 We open in a week, people.\nThe set isn't finished.
修女要推出 因为她刚刚离婚 Mother Abbess just quit\nbecause she got shingles!
护城河动不动就从坟地里跳出来 And every step-ball change would\nmake Bob Fosse rise from the grave
就这样就够让他心脏病在发作一次了 just so he could have\na heart attack again!
我很抱歉，这次我一定能做好\n不 你不会的Seth. - I'm really sorry. I'll get it right.\n- No, you won't, Seth.
你跟你的“妈妈”不会做好的 You and your mother\nover here can't get it right.
我知道这些因为我是事业的 And I know this\nbecause I am a professional.
我曾经和Greg Brady导演过《船》 I directed Show Boat\nwith Greg Brady.
他们并不怎么团结\n但是演出很成功 It wasn't union,\nbut it was good.
很明显 我要退出! Obviously, I quit!
交出指导权! Exeunt stage right!
说真的Seth，你要是在把我摔在地上 我一定杀了你 Seriously, Seth, if you drop me\nagain, I'm going to kill you.
嗨\n你还好吗？ - Hi.\n- Are you okay?
我很好 I'm fine.
别这样 Come on.
我不会放弃的! I'm not gonna quit!
我并不指望你能明白...\n嘿... - I don't expect you to understand...\n- Hey...
我可能对这些东西知道的不是很多 I may not understand a whole\nhell of a lot about this kinda stuff,
但是我绝对理解什么是不放弃 but I definitely\nunderstand not quitting.
而且在我看来 你还可以 And from what I see,\nyou're pretty good.
有一点点纪律的话 你可以让这台戏上演的 A Little discipline,\nyou could make a go of this.
可Murney那边怎么办？\n他是个烦人的家伙 - But what about Murney?\n- He's an all-talk spaz.
音乐之音是不是？ So, The Sound of Music?
我小时候看过\n真的？ - I saw it when I was a kid.\n- Really?
一个修女为了一个军人放弃自己的爱好 The idea of a nun ditching her\nhabit for a guy in the military.
没什么不好的 Nothing wrong with that.
你说女孩子们会不会觉得我是个怪胎？ Do you think girls\nwill think I'm weird?
她们可能已经这么想了 Seth They probably already do, Seth.
但是你会改变她们的想法的 But you'll kill 'em Later.
过来 Come here.
先不要管别的 Forget about everyone else\nfor a second.
你是不是真的喜欢表演 Is performing\nwhat makes you happy?
是\n胜过一切 Yeah,\nmore than anything.
好的，归队 All right, fall in.
队伍，集合到台中间来 Company. Center stage.
队伍，集合到台中间来 Company! Center stage!
这人是谁？ Who is this guy?
你们到底有没有表演这场音乐剧的能力 Now, do you or do you not have\nwhat it takes to perform this musical?
我们没有导演啊\n我指挥过营救任务 - We don't have a director.\n- I've directed rescue missions
全世界范围内 all around the world.
我指挥过很多夺取性任务 I've directed numerous\nsnatch-and-grabs
在那些被列为机密的国家里 from countries whose names\nyou are not allowed to know.
我指导多方位的两栖登陆 I've choreographed\nmulti-pronged amphibious Landings
还有秘密的空中进攻 and stealth air attacks!
你们觉得我有没有足够的军事经验 Do you think I have\nthe military proficiency...
来导演这场音乐剧 ...to direct this production?
是 Yes.
是什么？\n是 长官! - Yes, what?\n- [all] Yes, sir!
[Wolfe] Once upon a time,\nthere was a family...
很久以前，曾经有一家人... [Wolfe] Once upon a time,\nthere was a family...
...一家精灵人 ...of elves.
有一天这个精灵家庭 And one day the Little elf family
走进了魔法森林 went into the magic forest
去寻找一个秘密 to find a secret...
一个侏儒的... ...gnome...
...仪器 ...facility,
侏儒们用它把蘑菇变成铀 where the gnomes were\nturning mushrooms into uranium.
然后其中三个精灵向侏儒发射压制性的火力 So three elves Laid down heavy\nsuppressive fire on the gnomes
其他的精灵则移动到侧面 while the others maneuvered\naround to the right flank,
finishing off anything Left alive.
那天，其中一个精灵被落到了后面 And not one of those elves\nwere Left behind that day.
我们把他们全部消灭了 We got 'em all.
连最小的... Even the teeniest...
最不起眼的精灵... ...Littlest elf of all...
胜利 ...Rodriguez.
你得给他跳熊猫舞 否则他不会停下的 You're gonna have to do\nthe Panda dance or he won't stop.
哦，放过我吧 - Oh, come on...\n- [baby crying]
我不会跳熊猫舞啊 I don't know how to do\nthe Panda dance.
我给你写下来 I'll write it down for you.
闭上眼睛 睡觉\n我很快就会回来 Close your eyes. Go to sleep.\nI'll be right back.
你一定要跳 You gotta do the dance.
爸爸以前就这样\n他为他编的 Like Dad used to do.\nHe made it up for him.
只有你跳舞给他看 他才会睡着 [Seth] You have to do the dance\nto make him sleep.
快点 Come on.
*当你心情很低落比谷底还要低的时候 * When you're down and low\nLower than the floor
*你觉得没有任何的机会 * And you think that you\nain't got a chance, bum, bum
* 不要行动，直到你到最佳状态的时候 * Don't make a move\ntill you're in the groove
谢谢 - Lulu.\n- Thank you.\nLuIu
Seth. Seth.
邹易. 嗯! Zoe. Uh!
今天你开车 Today you drive.
但我连驾驶课程都没通过 But I can't even\npass Driver's Ed.
没错 Exactly.
我们全都要死 We're all gonna die.
你以前有没有给过别人驾驶测验？ Have you ever given\na driving Lesson before?
用小型货车？ 没有 In a minivan? No.
把它想象成一辆曲头丁式攻击战车 Think of it Like\na Bradley Assault Vehicle.
尤其是当邹易开的时候 Especially when Zo??ˉs driving.
邹易 普朗姆\n邹易 你再干嘛! - [Lulu] Zoe Plummer!\n- [Seth] Zoe, what are you doing?
- [Seth] What are...? Slow down!\n- [Lulu] Truck!
喔! 喔! - [Wolfe] Whoa! Whoa!\n- [tires screeching]
喔!\n不赖 - [Lulu] Whoa!\n- [Wolfe] Not bad.
陆地! 坚实的陆地! Land! Solid Land!
看来还不错\n哦，实在是太戏剧性了 - I think it went well.\n- Oh, it's so dramatic.
嘿 嘿 嘿 不许打假 Hey, hey, hey. No fighting.
好好的玩\n对不起 - Play nicely.\n- [boy] Sorry.
嗨\n嘿，你好吗？ - Hi.\n- Hey, how are you?
我留意到Plummer家的孩子进步很多\n我很满意 I have noticed an improvement in the\nPlummer kids and I'm very impressed.
是啊，其实只是一些误会而以 Yeah, you know,\nthey're just misunderstood.
Peter 小心\n别逼我上去! [Wolfe] Peter, careful!\nDon't make me come up there!
他们只是需要一些交流罢了 Someone needs to take the time\nto talk to 'em.
你有一点过于看护他们了\n对待我的工作我非常认真 - You're getting a Little attached.\n- I take my job very seriously.
但就像你们说的\n他们只是孩子 But it's Like you said.\nThey're just kids.
那么，你继续努力 Well, keep up the good work.
哦! Oh!
你今天看起来非常漂亮 You Look very nice today.
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thanks.
我不认为你明白\n你以后要是再让我看到你这样 I don't think you understand.\nDon't you ever do that again.
听到没有？\n好了，我受够了 Is that clear?\nOkay, I've had it.
我逮到这孩子在没有音乐的地方跳舞\n我要把他赶出我的课堂 I caught the kid dancing to no music.\nI want him out of my class.
有人得给跟这个小阿飞好好谈谈 Somebody's gotta give this punk\na talking to.
Seth? Seth?
你有没有要辩解的，小阿飞？ Well, you got something\nto say, Twinkie toes?
是，我有 Murney. Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney.
我退出\n你退出... - I quit.\n- You quit.
你知道为什么你退出么？\n因为你是个胆小鬼 You know why you quit?\nBecause you're a quitter.
所有人都知道 胆小鬼 And everybody knows\nthat quitters...
会退出 ...quit.
你有什么好怕的 Prancer? What are you scared of, Prancer?
我不怕什么 我只想表演\n我还想学手工折纸呢 - I'm not scared. I want to act.\n- And I want to take up origami.
我正在准备音乐之音\n哦 音乐剧 - I'm in The Sound of Music.\n- Oh. A musical.
你为了音乐剧而放弃摔跤 You're giving up wrestling\nto be in a musical.
这就是家里没有男人的后果 That happens when there\nisn't a man in the house.
我家有男人 就是我 There is a man\nin the house. It's me.
那肯定是个小不丁点的家 [Laughing] Well,\nit's gotta be a tiny house.
你以为你自己很厉害是不是？ You think you're tough, boy,\ndon't you?
想给老虎刮胡子了是不是？ Wanna shave the tiger?\nDo you? Huh?
你想来硬的？\n你想在哪里来？ - You want it tough?\n- Where did you wanna do this?
你再说些什么？\n你说你要比赛摔跤 - What are you talking about?\n- You said you wanted to wrestle.
什么地方？ 什么时间？ Where? When?
放学后\n好 - After school.\n- [Wolfe] Okay.
今天\n没错，体育馆 - Today?\n- That's right. The gym.
好的？ Okay?
Remember. You mess with\nthe bull, you get the horns.
闪开! [Murney] Out of my way!
感觉怎么样？\n感觉不错 - How did that feel?\n- It was good.
[boy] Murney is getting\nhis butt kicked at 3:00!
哦，真恶心 Oh, that is so gross.
加油啊！ 加油 [Murney] Come on! Come on!
什么？ 就这样了! What? That's it!
有人今天会受伤 你们知道这人是谁 Someone's gonna get hurt today\nand you know who it is?
你就要进入Murney的痛苦之屋了 You're about to enter\nMurney's House of Pain!
你说你要先了解一下规则？ 你这绣花枕头 嗯？！ What do you say we go over\nthe rubies, cue ball? Huh?
哦! [crowd] Oooh!
基本法则第一条 Rule number one.
对敌人不要心急 Never be too eager\nto rush your opponent.
想用监狱的规则玩么？你这绣花枕头\n想用监狱的规则玩，好的 Wanna play prison rules, frogman?\nWanna play prison rules? You got it.
我会让你叫我爸爸的 - I'll be your daddy.\n- [crowd cheering]
啊！ - [cracking]\n- Ah!
好的\n你把野兽放出来了 All right.\nNow you've unlocked the beast.
哦 天呐 Oh, God!
在这样的位置上\n控制你的敌人 From this position,\nit's relatively easy
- to manipulate your opponent.\n- Ohhh!
所以，我们就可以做出 And thus we have\nthe chicken wing.
鸡翅膀 The chicken wing. [screams]
臂杠 The arm bar.
撬杠\n或者我个人的最爱 The crow bar.\nOr my personal favorite...
啊!\n抚慰者! - Ahhhh!\n- ...the pacifier!
还有什么问题？ Any questions?
还有什么你们不明白的 Anything you\ndidn't understand?
啊 掐奶子 Ah. The nipple crippler.
这是一个最没用，不值一提，厚颜无耻的招数 This is a useless, not to mention,\nshameless move
基本是完全绝望的表现 that ultimately is a sure sign\nof desperation.
最后... And finally...
压倒获胜! Pinned!
太棒了! That was awesome!
你还好吧 Murney？\n滚开! - Are you okay, Murney?\n- Get away from me!
谁来帮帮我？\n我后背不能动了 小心后背！ Can I get a Little help, please?\nI can't move my back. Watch the back!
出发! Go!
对不起! Sorry!
我错过了那障碍物! I didn't get that cone!
爬! Crawl!
看吧 不过他以前都是把门踢开的 See? But he usually\nbreaks down the door.
很好!\n然后再到着来一边 Excellent!\nNow do it backwards.
好的 Okay.
*当你心情很低落 比谷底还要低的时候 * When you're down and low\nLower than the floor
*你觉得没有任何的机会 * And you feel like you\nain't got a chance
* 不要行动，直到你到最佳状态的时候 * Don't make a move\ntill you're in the groove
* 跳Peter的熊猫舞 * And do the\nPeter Panda dance
* 像袋鼠一样单脚跳三下 * Just hop three times\nlike a kangaroo
* 像螃蟹那样横走两步 * Side-step twice\njust like the crabs do
* 向前三步，向后一步 * Three steps forward\nOne step back
* 像乌龟一样快地躺下来 * And quick like a turtle\nLie on your back
* 像木头一样滚动直到你不行…… * Roll like a log\ntill you can't roll no more
* 快快的跳 好像没有地面一样 * Betterjump quick\nlike there aren?ˉt no floor
* 摒住呼吸向左跳 * Hold your breath\nJump to the left
* 这就是Peter\n我发誓这就是Peter * And that's the Peter\nI swear that's the Peter
* That's the\nPeter Panda dance *
再来一次\n再来一次？ - Again.\n- Again?
你得睡觉了\n晚安，Peter 熊猫 You're going to sleep.\nGood night, Peter Panda.
晚安 爸爸 Good night, Daddy.
晚安小家伙 Good night, Little fella.
晚安 Good night.
嘿 Skeever你把什么放到罐子里\n然后一直摇晃直到那东西死了？ Hey, Skeever, what do you put in a jar\nand shake till they're dead?
火蝇？ Fireflies?
走开 我们就不伤害你们 Go away\nand we won't hurt you.
哎呀！ Hiya!
想都不要想 Don't even think about it.
饼干！ Cookie!
吃吧你这垃圾！ Eat it, you jerk!
Go get 'em!
客户服务 Customer service.
从现在开始，你们要听我们的！ From now on, you do things our way!
不许偷懒！ No highway option!
啊！ - Ah!\n- [moaning]
* 我不在乎别人怎么说\n火蝇小队全速前进 * I don't care what has been said\nFireflies rock full speed ahead
* 有人胡说我就一定报复\n火蝇小队领导人类 * Give me guff, I'm in your face\nFireflies rule the human race
* 大声\n* 一 二，三 四 - * Sound off\n- * One-two, three-four
* One-two... three-four! *
Gary是鸭子？\n不是 - [Julie] Gary the duck?\n- [man #1] No.
我们已经在这里两周了 [man #2] We've been\nhere two weeks.
这次事关国家安全 This is a matter of national security.
对不起 长官 但这些都不是正确答案 Well, I am sorry, sir, but none\nof these answers ring true.
霍华得 我真是蠢 Howard. I'm so stupid.
是不是“我的天使”？ Is it ''my angel''?
是的，没错 Yes, it is indeed.
那好，剩下的就由你们自己处理了 Well, I'll Leave you to your business.
求你了霍华得\n别再来什么“惊喜”了 Please, Howard,\nno more surprises.
邹易 一个白痴狙击手也能打中你 Zoe, a rookie sniper\ncould drop you Like a deer.
好的\n好的？ - Good.\n- Good?
好了\n这又是关于Scott的是不是 All right,\nthis is about Scott again.
不是 No, it's not.
你说得没错\n一个傻瓜而已 You were right about him.\nStupid guy.
那是怎么了？\n没什么 - So, what's wrong?\n- Nothing.
没什么 好的 Nothing. Okay.
当我很小的时候我妈妈就去世了 You know, when I was Little,\nmy mom Left.
我爸爸跟我一样也是个军人 My dad was a spec ops soldier Like me.
我八岁那年他把我送到了军校 When I was eight, he shipped\nme off to military school.
我猜比起当爸爸来他更喜欢当个士兵 I guess he Liked being a soldier\nmore than he Liked being a dad.
有一天我收到封信 One day, I get a Letter.
爸爸没了 No more dad.
太糟糕了 That's terrible.
很长一段时间我认为向别人提起这事会让他失望 For a Long time I thought if I talked\nabout it, I was Letting him down.
就好像我一定要变的勇敢或是怎么样 Like I was supposed to be brave\nor something.
是的 Yeah.
你可以向别人提起你爸爸的 邹易. It's okay to talk\nabout your dad, Zoe.
我很想他 I do miss him so much.
我不知道，我只是 I don't know, I just...
我想LuIu TyIer Peter 他们面前表现的坚强 I wanna be strong for Lulu\nand Tyler and Peter
还有Seth跟妈妈 and Seth and my mom.
担子好重啊 That's such\na big burden to carry.
我知道 I know.
我真的很想他 [sobbing] I miss him so much.
你可以想你爸爸的 It's okay to miss your dad.
我去接 - [phone rings]\n- [Wolfe] I'll get it.
真的？\n是 - Really?\n- Yes.
Seth! Seth! 猜怎么着\n妈妈要回来了 Seth! Seth! Guess what?\nMom's coming home.
什么时候？\n明天！她明天就回来了！ - When?\n- Tomorrow! She's coming home tomorrow!
你什么时候接的电话？\n妈妈要回来了 - When did you talk?\n- Mommy's coming.
嘿，伙计\n妈妈要回来了！ Here, buddy,\nMommy's coming home!
妈妈要回来了！ Mom's coming home!
真的？ [Lulu] She is?
[Seth] She's coming back.
你高兴么？ [Seth] Peter,\naren't you excited?\nPeter
她什么时候回来？\n我们要准备些什么？ - When's she gonna be here?\n- [Zoe] So, what are we gonna do?
我们应该穿漂亮一点\n应该给她做些什么 We should dress up nice.\nWe should make her something.
把整个房子打扫一边\n好主意 - We'll clean up the entire house.\n- That's a good idea.
我们也应该做个横幅\n放到书房 - [Zoe] We should make a banner too.\n- [Lulu] In the family room.
Gary怎么了？\n脚被卡住了么？ What's wrong, Gary?\nFoot got stuck?
等一下，等一下 Hang on, hang on.
好的，不要动 Okay, now just stay still.
嗨，请进 Hi. Come on in.
- Are you ready?\n- Yeah, almost.
是\n嘿，是我雪恩 - Yes?\n- Hey, it's Shane.
我有个好消息\n我想我找到了幽灵 I have excellent news.\nI think I found GHOST.
你拿到了？\n在一个钢铁的密室里 - Do you have it?\n- It's in a steel vault.
需要用一个双面的钥匙来打开\n我整晚都在试，可是太坚固了 It needs some sort of two-pronged key.\nI've been working on it, but it's tough.
很好，干的不错\n我们马上就回去 Great. Good work.\nWe're on our way.
不要采取任何行动了\n我马上就到 Don't do anything further.\nI'll be there soon.
是的，长官 Yes, sir.
准备好了？ Ready?
好消息是\n只要我把这个交给我的上级 The good news is,\nonce I give this to my C.O.,
骚扰你们的人就不会再来了 whoever's been bothering you\naren?ˉt gonna be.
真的？\n真的 - Really?\n- Really.
怎么了？ 你妈妈要回来了 你应该高兴啊 What's wrong? Your mother's\ncoming. You should be happy.
但是雪恩，这是不是就意味着你要走了 But, Shane, doesn't that\nmean you have to go?
你们应该做好准备\n你们的妈妈很快就回来了 You should get ready.\nYour mother will be home soon.
我走之前和邹易吵了一架，\n他们很可能把整个屋子糟蹋得不成样子了 I had a fight with Zoe before I Left,\nso they probably trashed the place.
欢迎回家，妈妈 Welcome home, Mom.
嗨！ 我好想你！ [Julie] Hi! I missed you!
小家伙！ Guy!
雪恩，我为你感到骄傲\n我真的是 Shane, I am so proud of you.\nI truly am.
我会让你自己选择任务 I am going to give you\nyour choice of assignment.
你想去的任何地方\n你只要说出来 Anywhere you want to go,\nyou just name it.
我很感激 Well, I appreciate that.
但是我可能要考虑考虑 But I'll have to think about it.
你要考虑考虑？ You're gonna think about it?
军队是我唯一了解的地方 Well, the military?ˉs\nall I've ever known.
我没有遗憾\n我希望没有 - I have no regrets.\n- I should hope not.
只是...和这个家庭在一起的时候... It's just that being\nwith this family...
我从来没有过个家庭...\n举起手来！ - I've never had a...\n- [man] Put your hands up!
The Chuns?\nChuns?
你们一定是在开玩笑\n我发誓我已经调查过他们了 You gotta be kidding.\nI swear I checked them out.
把钥匙给我们 Give us the key.
举起手来！\n好的 - [man] Put your hands up!\n- Okay. All right.
这里 Here.
现在！ Now!
你一个月之前就说可以把幽灵交给我们 You promised us GHOST\nmonths ago!
不好意思，事情有些耽搁 Well, I'm sorry.\nThere were delays.
雪恩！ Shane!
闭嘴！ Stop talking.
雪恩不会再来看护你们了 Shane's not gonna be\nbabysitting you anymore.
我那么相信你\n霍华得那么相信你 I trusted you.\nHoward trusted you.
你背叛了我们\n拟背叛了这个国家 You've betrayed us\nand you've betrayed this country.
猜怎么着？\n北韩给我更多的钱 Guess what?\nNorth Korea pays better.
Chun，看着他们\n他们在蠕动 Chun, watch them.\nThey're squirmy.
You two, come with me.
你有没有带听诊器Chun夫人？ Did you bring the\nstethoscope, Mrs. Chun?
没有，不过我有不少c4 No, but I've\ngot some C-4.
我刚刚修剪过我的眉毛 I just had my eyebrows done.
安静 Quiet!
安静，你们这些小虫子 I said ''Quiet,''\nyou Little bug!
现在！Petter! Now, Peter!
啊！ Ah!
哎呀！ Hiya!
真可爱！ Well, that's cute!\n[groans]
一点都不疼！ That stuff doesn't hurt!
雪恩！你不能这样！\n你不能丢弃我们 [Lulu] Shane! You can't do this!\nYou can't Leave a man behind!
等一下，我来 Hold on, I got it.
雪恩！ [Zoe] Shane!
妈妈在哪里？\n妈妈？ - Where's Mom?\n- Mom?
我去找她\n你们去找救援 I'll find her.\nYou guys run and get help!
快！ - [crying]\n- Hurry!
你确定你可以？ Are you sure\nyou're gonna be okay?
是的LuIu. 去，找救援去 Yes, Lulu. Go, get help.
Hold on!
她们往车那里跑了 They're headed for the car!
邹易 报警\n我没带手机 - [Lulu] Zoe, call 91 1 .\n- I forgot my cell phone.
太棒了，你终于忘带手机了\n我们不会有问题的 - [Seth] Great. The only time you don't.\n- [Zoe] We're gonna be okay!
哦，天呐\n我们该怎么办？ Oh, my God!\nWhat do we do?
去找警察！ Find a cop!
Ahh!
他追上来了\n交给我吧 - He's gaining on us.\n- I'll handle it.
邹易看啊 警察！ Look, Zoe! It's the cops!
我想你已经知道 巴龙尼斑迪 又罢工的事情了 I assume you heard the Baloney\nBandit has struck again.
我对此负全部责任\n我的消息来源，嗯...是错误的 I accept total responsibility.\nMy intelligence, well, it was faulty.
如果我能有更好的消息来源的话 - If I had better resources...\n- [siren walls]
我早就告诉过你不要让她通过驾驶课程 I told you not to pass her\nin Driver's Ed.
You have exactly three seconds\nto get me through this mine field.
你有3秒钟时间告诉我怎么通过这个地方 You have exactly three seconds\nto get me through this mine field.
1，2\n比尔 - One, two...\n- [Wolfe] Bill.
她不知道 She doesn't know.
你不能再杀掉那些孩子的另外一个亲人了 And you're not taking another\nparent away from those kids.
放过他们，我会带你进去 Leave the family alone\nand I'll get you in.
你最好不要骗我 You better not be buffing.
邹易! Seth! Zoe! Seth!
Lulu! Peter! Tyler!\nLuIu! Peter! TyIer!
啊！ Ah!
就是这个密码 我曾经看见过普朗姆先生\n用这个打开他的公文箱 That was the code. I saw Mr. Plummer\nuse it to open the briefcase.
你以为这是游戏么？\n到底是不是密码，把它给我打开 现在！ You think this is a game?\nCode or no code, open it. Now.
你不能逼他 You can't make him do this.
我了解霍华得\n你没有机会的 I know Howard.\nYou haven't got a chance.
*当你心情很低落 比谷底还要低的时候\n（双关语：当你地势很低，比地面还要低） * When you're down and low\nLower than the floor
*你觉得没有任何的机会 * And you feel like you\ndon't have a chance
* 不要行动，直到你到最佳状态的时候\n（双关语：不要行动除非你在凹槽里） * Don't make a move\ntill you're in the groove
*跳Peter的熊猫舞 * And do the\nPeter Panda dance
* 像袋鼠一样单脚跳三下 * Hop three times\nlike a kangaroo
* 像螃蟹那样横走两步 * Side-step twice\njust like the crabs do
* 向前三步，向后一步 * Three steps forward\nOne step back
像乌龟一样快地躺下来！ Quick Like a turtle!\nLie on your back!
* 像木头一样滚动直到你不行…… * Roll like a log\ntill you can't no more
* 快快的跳 好像没有地面一样 * Betterjump quick\nlike there aren?ˉt no floor
* 摒住呼吸向左跳 * Hold your breath\nStep to the left
这就是Peter熊猫舞 And that's\nthe Peter Panda dance.
好了，走吧 All right. Go.
是，好的 Yeah, right.
没关系 我先去 Okay, I'll go first.
干得好 雪恩\n我就知道你能猜出来 Great work, Shane.\nI knew you'd figure it out.
最好还是你来打开 I think you'd better open it.
等一下 Wait, wait, wait!
退回来 Back away.
你来开 You open it.
行了吧\n我第一个走进去的啊 Come on.\nI walked the floor first.
不要\n你能开的 大兵先生 No way.\nYou can do it, soldier man.
啊！ Ahhh!
还有没有剩下的话 雪恩？ Any Last words, Shane?
说晚安\nPeter熊猫 Say good night,\nPeter Panda.
雪恩你还好吗？ Shane, are you okay?
哦！ Oh!
她从来都不是个好邻居 She was never\na good neighbor.
邹易你开太快了 Zoe, you're going too fast!
你这样会停不住的 You're not gonna\nhave time to stop!
Who said anything about\nstopping? I'm parking.
你要对这些孩子怎么样\n把手举起来 - What are you doing to these kids?\n- [cop] Hands where I can see them!
好的，冷静 [Wolfe] Okay. Calm down.
所有人！\n放下武器！ Everybody!\nPut your weapons down!
I want the GHOST.
冷静\n这只是只鸭子 [Wolfe] Um.... Calm down.\nIt's just a duck.
幽灵在哪里？\n在我这里 - [Chun] Where's the GHOST?\n- [Wolfe] I have it.
拿过来！ [Chun] Bring it here!
放到地上 Put it on the ground.
去咬他的鸡鸡 [whispering] Now, Gary.\nGo for his balls.\nGary.
好了，鸭语者\n站远点！ Okay, duck whisperer,\nstep away!
- Gary现在！ - Gary, now!\n- [quacking]
啊！ Ah!
不能让你把所有的乐趣都抢走 Couldn?ˉt let you\nhave all the fun.
看来你要走了是不是？ So I guess you'll be\ntaking off now, huh?
好像你已经没有什么在呆在这里的原因了 Seeing as there's no reason\nto stick around anymore.
我还在这里，不是么？ I'm stllI here,\naren't I?
是的 Yeah.
现在该怎样\n我不知道，我现在是在陆地上 - What now?\n- I don't know. I'm on dry land.
没错 True.
就是说你是我的上级长官 Which means you're\nthe superior officer.
没错 True.
所以你来告诉我该怎样 So you tell me.
嗯... Um...
不好意思，女士\n我能和你谈谈么？ Excuse me, ma'am.\nCould I have a few words?
可以 Sure.
那个，我们...我...你知道 Well, we... I... You know.
哦 Oh.
我们回头再聊 We'll talk Later.
任务成功，士兵\n我想是的 - Mission accomplished, soldier.\n- I suppose it is.
我想你应该要离开我们了\n我想是的 - I guess you'll be Leaving us now.\n- I guess so.
我想让你留着这个 I want you to have this.
因为我不想让你忘记我 Because I don't want you\never to forget me.
我永远也不会忘记你的 I will never forget you.
因为你是我最好的朋友 'Cause you're the\nbest friend I ever had.
不管多远 No matter how far...
或者多久 ...or Long Life takes me away,
我永远都会想着你 I will always be thinking about you.
我爱你雪恩. I Love you, Shane.
我也爱你 I Love you too.
从现在开始，你来指挥 From now on, it's your command.
稍息，士兵 At ease, soldiers.
你父亲会为你感到非常骄傲的 [Wolfe] Your father would\nbe so proud of all of you.
啊 Awww.
看看是谁醒了 Look who just woke up.
雪恩？\n什么？ - [Lulu] Shane?\n- Yes?
我们会不会再见到你？\n你再说什么？ - Are we ever gonna see you again?\n- What are you talking about?
我们还有一个任务没有完成呢 We still have one more mission.
* 你16岁 就要到17岁 * You are 16, going on 1 7
* 宝贝是时候考虑 * Baby, it's time to think
* 最好要小心谨慎加慎重 * Better beware\nBe canny and careful
* 宝贝 你正在边缘 * Baby, you're on the brink
* 你16岁 就要到17岁 * You are 16, going on 1 7
* 伙伴们就要远飞 * Fellows will fall in line
- * 热心的年轻女士\n- 好的！ - * Eager young lads\n- Yes!
*会邀请你就餐饮酒 * Will offer\nyou food and wine
* 爬过每一座山 * Climb every mountain
* 踏过每一条河 * Ford every stream
看来这次很成功啊 Looks Like you have\na hit on your hands.
你这么想？\n嗯 - You think so?\n- Mm-hmm.
你应该接管戏剧部而不是摔跤部 You should take over the drama\ndepartment instead of wrestling.
有你在周围挺好 It's gonna be nice\nhaving you around now.
现在Murney找到了他的最爱 Now that Murney's found\nhis true calling.
* 爬过每一座山 * Climb every mountain
* 踏过每一条河 * Ford every stream
和你在一起工作是我的荣幸 It's gonna be my pleasure\nserving with you.
* 寻找你的梦 * * Find your dream *
教授！
两个月以后
在那儿的时候，你也要寻找隐藏着的程序
[罗马尼亚语：邪恶的呕吐机器]
准备被歼灭吧
谢谢，Peter
抱歉
控制好那动物园，嗯，保姆？
离我的生活远点！
* 像木头一样滚动直到你不行…… *
唔……
只要……让我们冷静下来
如果她爱你，她会回来的，嗯？
只有这样我们才能面对挑战
真失礼，还以为我对你有兴趣！
好吧，好像\n我真的要吃了所有这些碳水化合物？
他在……？红色四号！
你们肯定要停学了
请求准许
清清白白
那么那就像是“嘟-嘟-”的职责
（最棒的妈妈）
萤火虫！
嘿! 嘿!
我们真的吓到她们了\n我的分队呢？
欢迎来到Woody Woodchuck's!
* 他的名字也是我的名字 *
不好! 呃, 球池里不能用自由式
躲开! 回头见!
快点, 西斯！ 你在那里已经一个小时了！
不要担心 等你们妈妈回来我就会走的
啊!
有只蜜蜂!\n没有蜜蜂! 停下! 求你了!
这并不正常\n我们非常担心
让我们从昨天结束的地方开始
很久以前，曾经有一家人
消灭所有的有生力量
你在...？减速!\n卡车!
记住，你惹到牛的时候 就一定会挨牛角
今天3点Murney要被人扁了
是比较简单的\n哦!
* 这就是Peter的熊猫舞 *
去抓他们！
* * 一 二，三...四！*
她要回来了！
准备好了么？\n差不多
你们两个，跟我来
等一下！
啊！
你有3秒钟时间告诉我怎么通过这个地方
啊！
谁说要停了，我要泊车
把幽灵给我